Hit the road, Jack

And don’t let the door hit your rotting carcass on your way out.

Where to begin?

America just witnessed a coordinated effort by the press and the Democrat Party to undermine the will of Democrat primary voters and oust the presumptive nominee in favor of his highly unpopular (but brown!) vice president.

You know: to protect “democracy.”

As the old saying goes, with friends like these, who needs enemies?

The media has been drooling at the prospect of a Kamala Harris presidency since the vapid dingbat was elected to the Senate in 2016.

In 2017, I described Kamala Harris as a “resume-packing future presidential candidate.” I knew even then that this vainglorious, accomplishment-free empty pantsuit had no interest in being a member of the World’s Most Deliberative Body. The Senate was nothing more than an inconvenient layover on her way to the Oval Office.

Those Senate hearings when Kamala would grandstand and blather on incessantly were designed to provide an endless supply of sound-bites she could use when she launched her run for the White House.

When she officially declared her candidacy two years after joining the Senate, I was the least surprised person in the world.

I was also unsurprised when her campaign sputtered out like a wet fart in December 2019, two months before the Iowa Caucus.

But in the 11 months she was a candidate, the media could barely contain its glee.

Remember when Kamala was in South Carolina campaigning and a bunch of girl reporters joined her as she went clothes shopping like they were in an episode of “Sex and the City?”

Gak.

Those girl reporters were beside themselves on Sunday when Grandpa Joe produced his hostage letter from Rehoboth Beach agreeing to drop out of the race and support Kamala as the nominee.

The Democrats and the press succeeded where the January 6 rioters failed. They forced old Joe out and sent him into hiding like The Last Days of Dick Nixon. To add insult to injury, they replaced him with someone who has never once run in a presidential primary.

If it weren’t for my desire to see Jill Biden hoist on her petard, I’d almost feel sorry for the old codger.

Considering that we haven’t clapped eyes on Joe Biden since last Wednesday, I think he’s a bit angry about getting the bum’s rush, and who can blame him?

This has to be the first time in the nation’s history that a political party forced its nominee out because he’s losing in the polls.

What happens if Kamala polls just as badly? Will the Democrats devise a plan to frog-march her to the nearest exit in favor of someone else?

On what planet do you get a do-over after primary voters have chosen their guy just because the polling sucks?

Call me cynical, but I suspect that someone (maybe Obama or Bill Clinton) told Joe that if he agreed to leave the race voluntarily, they would shut off the spigot of negative leaks to the press and instruct lawmakers and the media to praise his “legacy” and call him the most “consequential president” in history.

It’s impossible to come to another conclusion given how quickly the same people who spent the week sniping and plotting behind his back are now lauding him as the greatest statesman since George Washington.

Joe Biden is the same vainglorious, self-serving asshole he’s always been, and all it took to get him to drop out was to play on his vanity.

The Biden family probably added one or two conditions, including allowing old Joe to pardon Hunter on his way out the door.

And in their haste to avoid the added chaos of a contested convention, Democrats and the media are treating Kamala Harris like the Second Coming. But that puts them in the same shitty position they were in before the June 27 debate — hoping to convince voters to ignore their lying eyes and take their word for it that Kamala is a whip-smart political genius rather than a vacuous empty suit with the political instincts of a mollusk and the off-putting laugh of a meth-addled hyena.

That is a tough sell.

My hat’s off to the Trump campaign for quickly shifting focus to Kamala by releasing a brutal campaign ad featuring the ridiculous nitwit.

Within minutes of Biden endorsing Kamala for the nomination, Twitter was loaded with some of Kamala’s most embarrassing moments.

Someone even posted a video juxtaposing Kamala’s insipid word salads to those of the fictional Veep Salina Meyer.

Remember last year when the RNC posted a montage video showing all the times Kamala used the line “What can be, unburdened by what has been?” Yeah, it’s four minutes of nauseating pap, but watch it. Even with the sound off, you can still get a laugh from watching that dimwit use the same hand gestures every time.

You know she practiced those hand gestures in front of a mirror.

Democrats have no choice but to force Kamala on the country. If they bypass her for someone else, all hell will break loose, and powerful factions of the Democrat Party would scream blue murder if the black lady got passed over for someone like Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, who in my opinion would be the perfect candidate to win over Independents in November.

Besides, childless cat ladies who still have a knitted pink pussy hat stuffed in their underwear drawer are now the Democrats’ key demographic. Woe be to the Democrat Party if it dares to pass over their Kackling Kween Kamala.

The biggest takeaway from this entire mishegas is that the only reason Joe Biden got elected in the first place is because the media and the Democrats lied and covered up his infirmities. And the moment they stopped, his entire world came crashing down.

If you think the media and the Democrats won’t work tirelessly to cover up Kamala’s incompetence, inexperience, and unlikeability, think again.

They will portray even the most fact-based criticisms of her as racist and misogynistic while treating every vapid speech she makes as a masterclass in public speaking.

If you thought the Obama worship was bad, just wait. The media will give Kamala the full pageant mom treatment.

It’s going to be nauseating.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall as Jill Biden watches the media fawn over this incompetent clown.

If Kamala loses in November, don’t be surprised if Jill pens a memoir ripping her to shreds.