Adam Kinzinger: King of the Self-Owns
Adam suffers another humiliating bout of premature expostulation
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis last Thursday announced that he signed an executive order authorizing the state to launch an operation to rescue Floridians stranded in Israel, vowing that he would not leave Florida residents behind.
The governor added:
To the many Floridians who are stuck in Israel, trying to get home – help is on the way.
Naturally, former Republican Congressman Adam Kinzinger felt compelled to respond, quote-posting the governor’s announcement and sarcastically adding:
You’re a governor. You have no power here <eyeroll>
I am reminded of something the Dowager Countess of Grantham said about her daughter Rosemund, “She’s never so righteous as when she’s in the wrong.”
As it turns out, self-righteous Adam was most emphatically wrong.
CBS News reported Sunday night that the first flight from “DeSantis Airlines” touched down in Tampa carrying 270 Americans rescued from Israel.
YoU haVe No pOWeR HeRE <nyuk nyuk nyuk>
Can you believe CNN pays Adam Kinzinger to provide political analysis? They might as well pay me for my analysis on cryptocurrency investing or brain surgery for all the good that money is doing.
If only Adam could control the urge to engage in premature expostulation, maybe he could make it through a week without ending up with a load of egg on his face.
I realize Adam is used to Washington politicians who strut about like Mick Jagger, talking tough and doing nothing. Heaven knows, that describes Adam’s tenure in Congress to a T.
But hasn’t Governor DeSantis shown by now that he is more than just a talker?
DeSantis is the guy who followed through on his promise to fly illegals to Martha’s Vineyard. Only a dimwitted sucker would assume DeSantis wouldn’t follow through on sending planes to Israel to bring Americans home.
DeSantis announced and executed his plan, and now 270 Americans, including 91 children (and four dogs), are home safe.
On top of that, when the flight first arrived in Tel Aviv, it was loaded with clothing, hygiene products, children’s toys, and medical supplies for the people of Israel.
Adam Kinzinger is a stupid, unremarkable man who, in his eagerness to win the attention of the Republican haters on cable news and social media, frequently shifts his mouth into gear before his brain is engaged. Is it any wonder he ends up tripping over his dick?
Sadly, Adam isn’t the first Republican to mistake slobbering ResistanceLOL attention for proof of his gravitas and expertise, and he won’t be the last.
In the meantime, I will continue to delight in watching each self-own this dimwitted, unremarkable tosser racks up each time he tries to “outsmart” an accomplished and remarkable Republican like Ron DeSantis.
You have to admit, it’s endlessly entertaining.
DeSantis is my governor and he is respected by just about every Floridian. Yale cum laude grad and captain of their baseball team, Harvard law, again cum laude, then joined the Navy JAG Corps and went to Iraq assigned to Seal Team 1. In addition to being our best governor in the last 50 years, his credentials are impeccable. Instead of executive orders that can be overturned on day one by the next governor, he gets things done by building coalitions and getting laws on the books. Watching him handle journalists with their talking points get twisted into pretzels by DeSantis at pressers is high comedy. He puts their ignorance on full display and makes them look like the fools they are. When he was first inaugurated in 2019, democrat voters outnumbered republicans by 200,000. Today, there are 650,000 more registered republicans than democrats in Florida, and there is not one elected democrat Florida state official. Desantis turned Florida from blue to red. In addition to being brilliant, he is indeed, remarkable.